As you are drifting off to sleep,
Santa Claus will do his Christmas creep.
Whether you leave cookies or banana bread,
hopefully Old Saint Nick will bring you a new lax head.
As he places the gifts oh so quick,
no doubt he'll leave you that titanium stick.
But if you've never scored a goal,
expect a fat lump of coal.
Have a Merry Christmas!
Have a Merry Christmas! 
